A day in the life of a Mom...

There are some days that you just sit back and enjoy the view of the world through your child's eyes... and then there are days (like this past Saturday) when you truly attempt to view the world through your child's eyes but realize that no matter how hard you squint its still very blury.

Case in point...

Wake up, change the baby's diaper, bring the baby downstairs for breakfast, make toast for the kids, turn around to a steaming pile of dog poo on the floor.. immediately scream "WHO DID THIS?"... the excited "NOT ME" comes from the 3 year old sitting at the kitchen table... shake head trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness of the comment.. clean up dog poo... hear a loud cough... then hear the 5 year old crying... look up to find that she threw up on herself at the kitchen table.. clean up the 5 year old... check her temp.. no fever... must be post nasal drip... go to waterpark... notice the 3 year old is sneezing ALOT... give her baby wipe for boogars.. have her throw out the wipe... comes back and notice she has a bloody nose... ask her if she picked her nose... calmly she responds "Nope, I put paper in it"... freak out! look up her nose.. see a line of something... attempt to remove it... doesn't come out.. look again.. it looks like a (no that can't be it) STRAW!  how the heck did a plastic thing end up in her nostril.. panic... take her to lifeguard station.. remove object with tweezers... and find.....

a band aid.. a band aid!! she folded it up and put a band aid in her nose!!  come home to find that the baby has yucky butt.. yup the day started with $#!+ and ended with $#!+.

that was a day that required a relaxing evening....